Anonymous asked i want to know the most interesting fact you have right now ! :)
about me?? ok .. well…. i like avocados …. and i like ALL ingredients in guacamole … but i dont like guac…. something bout all that slimey texture smashed together makes me think of boogers….
thats as interesting as i can get right now
FACT!:
today when i told..no…cried..to my mom my tooth chipped off during a stressful time, my reasoning to her was “MOM… no…. this is RIGHT when im going to the museum for OUR senior show… right wile im still busy with finals… I CANT EAT!!! and OMG …. HOW AM I GUNA MAKE OUT AND GET PHYSICAL !!!????!!” to which she replied “….i know hunny… ok… aww…. we will fix it by tomorrow, ill find a dentist for you, just dont tell them you need to get physical”
=’) my mommy is coming around
if i cry i could literally say “MOM VAGINA.. VAGINA AND BOOBIES IN MY FACE … I LOVE IT” and she would be like “awwww sweety =(” …as long as i CRY lol. LUHV YA MAMA!
Anonymous asked have you ever dated a guy ?
i had a bf for 3 hours in kindergarten ….. we were pretty serious … but then he broke my light up yo-yo…. and it was over!!!
FACT!:
when i was a young child with the fastest metabolism in the land… i DISLIKED cinnabons…BUT NOW… that i am a slow calorie burning adult….. god save my soul from the bon of cinnamon…..-____-
FACT!:
When i was in kindergarten, we all had tables to sit at… about 6 to a table. First day of school, i cried and was apparently the last one to be forced into the school cause i didnt want to leave my mommy. ANYWAY… so .. after i stopped crying…. i was sitting at my table and this kid LUIS goes “so which one of you is guna be my girl friend for a few days?” and with the most UN-enthused face i raised my hand and shrugged my shoulders and said ‘eh, fine, ill try’ …. WHATA HOE ! hahahahh KINDERGARTEN PEOPLE! yea well…. that went far didnt it ?
FACT!:
in the summer time… the shorts i usually wear… if i do wear shorts and not skinny jeans like usual…. are usually guys swim shorts OR boxers that can be confused for shorts…..its called STYLE guys
Anonymous asked ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS ?! YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH ELLEN DEGENERES !?
hahah well no, i was joking. but YES i have met her, i hugged her, i talked with her and danced with her and bought her cheetos !! =) … she was the best person ever and even though she prob dosnt remember me cause im only one fan…. i consider her a friend… she kept me alive threw a hard time in my life, meeting her was the very moment i realized i would be alive and that i would be ok. her hug was real and it was powerful. so yes, ellen degeneres is my friend and my idol.
FACT!: when i was a child, my mom was a huge health freak. Whenever we went to go pick up my grandma to bring her to our house for a few days, i would sneak into my gmas fridge and steal american cheese outa there…. it was the best secret operation ever and now that this cheese isnt forbidden anymore, its not as good…. BUT still good.. cause its cheese..i mean come on… cheese is always good.
FUN FACT!: when i was a kid i was not ALLOWED to wear toe rings, for the shear reason of “RINGS DONT BELONG ON YOUR FEET , THEY BELONG ON YOUR HAND” said my parents -______-…. no they are called TOE rings…. it would be stupid to wear a TOE RING on a FINGER… moronnns
(via immageorgiapeach)
REAL LIFE MATH PROBLEM TIME !
if jolessa = 1 period per every 4 months + Dani has not had her lady time since about November….which in return probably makes her ovaries angry and emotional and fat …
how much chocolate and every other food will be consumed to the 10th power ?
also find the circumference of how much unleveled emotions will be spewed …..
you have 3 mins. GO
FACT!:
i really cant watch the original willy wonka … the oompa loompas scare me WAY too much…. THEY ARE EVIL AND NEVER SMILE AND ORANGE AND GREEN AND SCARY! plus they are my other fear that adds to it that some of your know bout …
FACT!:
in almost every single movie… or American movie… i watch that has a lesbian character in it….. they magically turn straight threw out the movie and it pisses me off… WHYYYYYY CANT IT JUST BE A LESBIAN CHARACTER?! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TURN STRAIGHT?! LIKE ITS A PHASE?! …. or ooooooor if its a character who one would think “hmm they seem like a lesbian for sure, they gata be” but then they make them like a guy at the end and its like um…NO….she likes vagina and i know it
FACT!:
since my last name is La Viola ( i prob shouldnt be announcing this to the world but anyway) i used to be called RAVIOLI in middle school… to which i replied “WITH EXTRA CHEESE?!” …. i still dont believe that my last name sounds like the word ravioli in the slightest.
FACT!:
Cameron Diaz was the first woman i looked at when i was young and was like “huh…. whats that feeling in my pants??” hahahahah….. i was watching “the mask” and the scene when she comes into the bank from the rain…. i kept rewinding it and didnt know why.. btu now i know why… NOOOW i know why… o yes
